*FANGASM*

IENZO! YOU ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT YOU! (and Even, and Braig, and Dilan and Elaeus... *dies*) BUT IENZO! I KNEW YOU WERE PEDO BAIT ALL ALONG!

( EPICLY HUGE PICTURE UNDER CUT )

I've gone and become a puppy owner overnight. My parents have been gone for two weeks, and came home last night at about 1 AM. Carrying a bag that I was told to be careful about. I think careful as "glass" careful. Then the bag started moving.

And there was my little piggy (he sounds like one, seriously). He's a 14 weeks old French bulldog. And he's my little darling.

( I seriously need to whine again... )

And since I know neither here is a friend of mine on deviantART, I can at least share this.

Pyramidhead goes Gothenburg

I'm thinking about giving him some clothes, poor PH. But on the other hand, why should I? Birthday suit is nice.

There's so much to do. With this journal...

Wow. Do I know how to prioritize in life?

( Because nobody will read (O RLY?) so I spare you the annoyingly long text... fer realz... )

...can I go to sleep now?

Tomorrow, I finally will put some distance between home and myself. At least for a week, but it's better then nothing. So on 6/6 (Sweden's national day) will be celebrated i Gothenburg.

Not that we really celebrate that day, because we Swedes are so effing scared of making ourselves look nationalistic, that all we do is raise the Swedish flag... (and the true racists and nationalists are out, beating immigrants on the streets.)

Then it is back to fuck around with the insurrance company. That's something I really, really don't want to do, but if I don't, I'll be losing about 3000 SEK (about $390), and damn, I need those money. Because summer is here, with the summer holiday, so I won't be able to get any cleaning jobs at the schools because they are empty.

Have also gone through with my duty as an European Union member and voted for the EU parliment. I thought about voting for the Pirate Party (yes, we got one of those!), just in protest over the fact that our government can ask our tele company to give out our IP address, to see if we have done any illegal downloading. But seeing as they only have that for their politicts, and will follow the biggest party in their questions in the parliment, I decided not to. What if they were going to follow our government? The horrors. I refuse to allow them to do that. So I voted for something else.

But I get to see some friends and my older sister (and my fucking adorable niece! she's totally one of the biggest sunshines in my life!) tomorrow and a few days ahead. I think that might be good for my mental state (instead of hiding in my room).

...and the right song DID win the Eurovision Song Contest this year. (Sweden totally failed! At least we got better points then Finland.)

The Pirate Bay has been found guilty of crime against the music and movie industry, and is sentenced to a year in prison and is to pay 30 million SEK (which is approximately 3 474 715 652,44 USD). Fascinating. I doubt it really will have that much power over the illegal downloading industry. Of course people should have money for their work, but without torrents and the like, I doubt they would have been as big as they are. Many Swedish artists have realised that.

This won't stop me from using torrents, although I didn't download that much to begin with. Soon they will want to go into our computers to read our personal mail, and then the whole internet will go 1984. Well, pirates are everywhere. And from what I have gathered, people are still downloading through torrents, just a little bit more carefully.

In other news, the weather is nice, I still have my stomach ache (which I've had for over two -  three weeks now), the snow is finally gone, I might get a job in a sushi restaurant, I have bought many unnecessary stuff, is annoyed that the local theatre isn't showing "Watchmen", wants to get the movie "Ebola syndrome" and life is overall just craptastic.

Six ships you’re into right now:

1. Marluxia x Zexion (Kingdom Hearts)
2. Atobe x Tezuka (Prince of Tennis)
3. Kenren x Tenpou (Saiyuki Gaiden)
4. Takasugi x Katsura (Gintama)
5. Trip x Malcolm (Star Trek: Enterprise)
6. Kyle x Stan (South Park)

Three ships you liked, but don’t like any more:

7. Soubi x Ritsuka (Loveless)
8. Satoshi x Daisuke (DNAngel)
9. Sephiroth x Cloud (Final Fantasy VII / Kingdom Hearts)

Four ships you never liked:

10. Gojyo x Sanzo (Saiyuki)
11. Hijikata x Gintoki (Gintama)
12. Vexen x Marluxia (Kingdom Hearts)
13. Axel x Roxas (Kingdom Hearts)

Two ships you’re curious about, but don’t actually ship:

14. Sanada x Yukimura (Prince of Tennis)
15. Okita x Kagura (Gintama)

( The continuation under the cut )

Okay, maybe not so fail, I DID manage to finish the fanfic in time for the deadline. BUT! It sucks. Epically so too. It does not have the humor Gintama have, it is rushed (like a fuck in a public toilet on a fast ood restaurant would be, I imagine), and it doesn't make any sense. At all.

Some day, I might consider posting it here, hopefully with changes so that I actually is proud of what I have written. But as it is now, you can go and read it on my deviantART, and behold my epically failing (non-exsistent) fanfic skills.

Title: No rescue needed
Rating: G (I hate rating systems, but it is completely worksafe)
Genre: (attempt at) Humor, AU, OOC (?)
Fandom: Gintama
Character(s) / Pairing: Otae, random characters / None (unless you are desperate)
Summary: "I don't think I'm in Edo anymore."

Read if you want, point and laugh if you want, flame if you want (not!)... Tell me how much I can improve, and yell at me for procrastinating and having low self esteem.

Hopefully, I can get to writing my tiny stories now. And maybe finish the ones I have started.